Make Your Day Joke

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice;" said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."

"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Admission for the course was thus secured.


taken from ajokeaday

How to have a lulzly day

bored with your life? nothing fun to do? not enough thrill?
there are several rules you have to follow. but im not responsible for the suggestions given. do at ur own risk.

1. get a life.

2. start your day late.

i.e. wake up late for class. u'll feel alive rushing to class. what? too late? you have 2 choice then. skip class or buat muka bodo masuk kelas lambat. i've tried both.. actually i already dressed up for class. but that day i feel very sleepy. so i walked to class slowly even though its late...(class start 8.30 and its already 8.45) malaysia panas... dont want to be bathed in sweat when reach class.. have to maintain coolness maa.. the best thing is, on the way to class i walked pass the library.. for iium student, u know how cold inside the library is.. so i walked into library to cool myself down first. go to tv, newspaper area and have a seat there.. watched CNN there and ...


five minutes later, zzzz... fell asleep.. so shiok! sleep until 9.50 then woke up. then go to my 10am class. cikgu harun hashim punya class.. (cant skip his class or u'll get barred!)
hmmm.. about cikgu harun hashim.. i have a lot of things to tell.. bad things?? noooo....





for the latter, i came late to my math 4 class in CFS PJ. fffuuuu!! got quiz that day.. so no matter what, i have to go for quiz.. half an hour late, i give some knocks, say greeting, walk in and take quiz... lucky my class dun have leng luis.. feel soooo great!!

3. try new things

u know when u do same things every single day. the days repeated themselves every week and so do ur life. sometimes dejavu also loses its significance when this things keep happening. so i suggest u try do new things. like trying out new sports, new games dont u bored with DoTA all these years?, new hairstyle, new style of clothings, new point of view etc... remember everything should be new. it no use if u do something u have tried b4. u know experience is the best teacher... why not do something out of ur ordinary mind sometimes.

4. troll ppl

5. satisfy ur curiousity. but dun kill the cat.
curious how long can u stay up without sleep?
curious how much can u eat in one meal?

try that and tell me the results..

what?
tired doing all these things?

6. last but not least, sleep. sleep would be the best thing to kill ur boredom.



what bored with this shitty blogpost? fine! try other blog. u x suka u keluar!

HAHAHA!

create this blog juz 4 lulz...
maybe i'll put sumthing lulz-worth material here.. juz wait.
i'll wait too... wait for inspirational lulz..
stay tuned!